

Here’s the good part, though. I like it. I like that you do my laundry and my dishes. I like that you clean my room. I like that you take care of all the other stuff I can’t be bothered to deal with. And the fact that it’s my feet that make you do these things? I actually think it is kind of funny. But I also think that we could make this even more worthwhile for you and for me. All you have to do is to admit that everything I’ve just said is true.