

The outrage never ceases from the left and the right. On both sides of the isle we have these tiny baby-men boo-hooing over their personal Bigfoot: The Golddigger. Well fuck that! I hate to sweat so I do one workout 🏋🏼♀️ and I call it “the reach-around.” I’ve been doing it for oh I’d say my entire life. I started with my grandfather and then my father and before I knew it I was reaching left, right and sideways for any wallets within YOU GUESSED IT …REACH! I may be pro-level grab-casher by now. I can do it at the beach or in a club or at home or at a wedding or just about anywhere. Then again, I’m not only a pro-ho -I’m a Slutonomics Professor; these things have their perks just like a pair of teenage tits at a pool party. I’m good with money; I’m good with honey. One is yours and one is mine and that’s EQUALITY, babes 💋