Anyone that isn’t gargling their own squirt can just go to f..
Added 2021-08-28 20:53:41 +0000 UTCAnyone that isn’t gargling their own squirt can just go to fansly right fucking now. Like how is this even possible? Maybe I am squirting incorrectly, but its more of a slip-n-slide with a lawn sprinkler on sort of situation and not a yard hose rinsing the soap off a car in the driveway type of water event. I can not in any way manage to collect even a shot of “squirt.” That stuff is splash splashing into my eyes and yeah a drop or two may land in my mouth, but its more of a fine mist glossing the body and hands of the person “getting” the squirt to happen.
