EVERY TIME I cut a pair of my pants into shorts, I *intend* ..
Added 2020-09-11 17:13:39 +0000 UTCEVERY TIME I cut a pair of my pants into shorts, I *intend* on making the first cut a little on the long side so that the shorts don't turn out *too* short and EVERY TIME I FUCKING FAIL AND TURN THEM INTO DENIM UNDERWEAR IMMEDIATELY. Lucky for you, that results in more photo-only, teeny-tiny shorts in my closet 😂
